Epic Fail
What Seven Points From Your Entire Fantasy Football Team Looks Like
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Behold the once-proud Compton Honkies, owned and operated by one Alexander Akita. They scored seven (7) points today. It’s all up to Jason Witten now.
Filed under: Fantasy sports
Tags: Absolute Ridiculousness, Compton Honkies, Epic Fail, Fantasy Football, Fantasy sports
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The Three-Day Progression of Derrick Williams’ Twitter Account
Whether you “get” Twitter or not, you’ll enjoy this.
This is a three-day glance at the Twitter account of one Derrick Williams (@bigdthatsme23), power forward for the University of Arizona (men’s) basketball team.
Beginning on Tuesday, January 18th, Williams began Tweeting smack talk towards the University of Washington in snippets of 140 characters or less.
By the evening of Thursday, January 20th, Williams had humbly devoured all of his characters (i.e. eaten his words) after the Huskies defeated the Wildcats by a score of 85-68.
Join us on this journey as we witness the progression of Williams’ epic fail.
*Note: For the Twitter illiterate, the abbreviation “RT” means “re-tweet,” which in essence is the re-posting of a Tweet that someone else has directed at you. Example: @JoeSchmo Tweets something to me, @alexssn. Because I’m a nice guy and I find @JoeSchmo to be funny, I re-tweet @JoeSchmo’s comment under my own account so that all my followers can see what he has written. Re-tweets are denoted in the below thread with an “RT”.
Pre-game…
Tuesday, January 18 (with a nod to teammate Solomon Hill): We really gon see who raising the roof on Thursday. Ain’t that right @kingxsolo ?
Tuesday, January 18 (RT): @bcalt10 @Bigdthatsme23 @kingxsolo Damn right they are. Bringing the best player in the country to UW to kick some Huskie ass like old times
Tuesday, January 18 (in response to Isaiah Thomas’s comment that Arizona had this game circled on their calendars): And a matter of fact … We didn’t circle the game. Ain’t that right AGAIN @kingxsolo
Wednesday, January 19 (with respect to former Arizona Wildcat Nic Wise): @TheNicWise we gettin these dubs this weekend!!
Wednesday, January 19 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 Ay Washington ain’t ready for what’s coming at em tomorrow lets go! #arizonabasketball
Wednesday, January 19 (RT): My boy @Bigdthatsme23 said he’s gonna get a top 10 at overton’s expense tomorrow night
Wednesday, January 19 (RT): Gameday tomorrow for #UofA. Can’t wait til they show UW whats really good. Movin up! #top25 @bigdthatsme23 @kingxsolo @kingmomo10 @kfoggy21.
Wednesday, January 19 (with help from this guy): Rt “@DerekGlasser12: @Bigdthatsme23 gluck tomm beat the huskies…. “no means no” ahhah” lmaooooooo thanks
Thursday, January 20: playin for 1st place today! lets get it and go 16-3 !
Thursday, January 20 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 Imma be on the edge of my seat tonight! Do the Zona crew proud as usual and show them dawgs what’s up!
Thursday, January 20 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 is gonna work washington tonight! No contest.
Thursday, January 20: crazy how the stuent section already got my number… smh
Thursday, January 20 (in response to a jersey chaser): @MissMarie11 lol random 206 numbers texting me
Thursday, January 20 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 Do major work. UDUB Student Section got your #? What a bunch of creepers!
Thursday, January 20 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 Lol, they may got your # but they aren’t aware of the #s you’re about to drop on them. Clowns!
Thursday, January 20: At least make the text semi funny. I’m disappointed
Thursday, January 20 (RT from teammate Solomon Hill): Let’s break another 3-game winning streak against us in a specific location.
Thursday, January 20: Hope the homie @quincypondexter ain’t mad after this W we gettin tonight! Let’s go!
Post-game…
Thursday, January 20: I know one thing for sure… As long as I’m a wildcat , we might not win every game but I’m definitely never gunna quit…NEVER!
Thursday, January 20 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 don’t worry about niggas tweeting an re-tweeting dumb shit fam…u kno how it goes my nigga. Don’t sweat, keep doin what u do
Thursday, January 20 (RT): @Bigdthatsme23 I don’t know how you keep your cool. You got hacked and hammered all night and they didn’t call shit.
Thursday, January 20 (to Hill): @kingxsolo man at home…. a whole different story . Lets turn this up and get theis dub on sat.
Thursday, January 20: like my bro @_m_easy said. ASU rival is great and all.. but this Washington/Arizona just got serious.
Filed under: Husky Basketball
Tags: Arizona Basketball, Dawg Pack, Derrick Williams, Epic Fail, Husky Basketball, Raise The Roof, Twitter
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12-And-Oh, Wait A Minute
WHOOPS!
Special thanks to Ryan Divish for taking this photo at the Nike employee store in Beaverton, Ore.
Suck it, Oregon.
Filed under: Other Sports
Tags: Absolute Ridiculousness, BCS National Championship, Epic Fail, Oregon Ducks Football, Other Sports
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Selling Out To Subway? Really, UW?
First of all, let me just say that the number one reason I hate Subway is because of Jared. Yes, Jared.
It’s basically taboo to hate on Jared because he’s a frickin hero, or whatever. Yeah, I get it. He lost a ton of weight. He went from being morbidly obese to being only slightly overweight. And make no mistake about it. This isn’t Superman we’re looking at. Face it. If you didn’t know that Jared had previously been a behemoth, you’d see the guy and figure he was pretty average and could probably afford to hit the gym for a few more hours each week.
We’ve given Jared a pass, America. The man has been plateauing for the last decade. Ten years!!! No, he hasn’t really gained weight. But the reality is this: Subway is paying this human being hundreds of thousands of dollars (if not millions!) to be their spokesperson. And the dude has not changed much at all in the past dime.
Shouldn’t he be looking like the Incredible Hulk by now? I’m sure they’ve paid a trainer to keep his spokespersony ass in shape. And yet he’s pretty mediocre, at best. I’m not impressed. I was impressed ten years ago. But the flame has burned out. Jared ain’t doing sh*t for me anymore.
So there’s Jared, who’s superpower is being average.
And then there’s this whole card stunt garbage. Oh, you haven’t heard? Well get ready for me to rock your world, readers, because here it comes.
Tags: Epic Fail, Husky Football, Subway, UCLA Football
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