Seriously, it won’t.

In case you missed it earlier, this was captured right after the U.S. scored their first goal in Sunday’s Women’s World Cup championship.

What do you think the thought process was here? As a former fat kid myself, my initial inclination in an unadulterated fit of excitement would not be to remove my shirt.

I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! ALL I WANT TO DO IS SHOW EVERYBODY MY BELLYYYYYYYY!!!!!

You have to hand it to that kid. That’s confidence. And now he’s famous, to boot. Go get some, kid. You’re my hero. Even if you are a Coug.